Morticia
Stewart’s
Ultimate Halloween Monster Bash Kit
Horrors
d’oeuvres Cookbook
Feel like a zombie ate your brain when
it comes to planning your Halloween
party menu? Let Morticia Stewart help
you roll out a scintillatingly sinister
spread, ensuring a show-stop..., no,
make that heart-stopping Halloween
Boo-fet. Stun your guests with these
taste-tormenting recipes and matching,
devilishly descriptive, reusable, illustrated
laminated placards. Ravenous creatures
of the night (a.k.a. your fiendish
friends) will beat a path to your crypt
every All Hallows Eve for years to
come.
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Morticia
Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween
Monster Bash Kit
Frightful Festivities Planner
Face facts—snooze-worthy, stand-around-small-talking,
Samhain soirees are strictly for stiffs.
Morticia Stewart ’s Frightful Festivities
Planner lets you choose among myriad
ghoulish grown-up games, mightily morbid
movie trivia quizzes and anguish-inducing
adult-centric activities—all guaranteed
to tease, titillate and torment your
sure-to-be-grateful guests. Every entertaining
entry has been laboriously laboratory
tested on actual unsuspecting adults.
And over the past ten years, we ’ve
lost only a few tortured souls. Of course,
they all died laughing.
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Morticia
Stewart’s Ultimate Halloween
Monster Bash Kit
WitchCrafts Kit
Anyone can plop down a package of
flimsy paper plates. [Sound effects:
Yawn.] Why not showcase your witch-craftiness—and
class up your crypt—with dreadfully
delightful decorated dishes? No artistic
ability necessary. This kit gives you
everything you need to handpaint one-of-a-kind
Halloween Boo-fet plates and glasses
for an unforgettable, upscale party
presentation. Morticia Stewart ’s
gluttonous guests have been known to
go back for seconds, thirds and fourths
just to check out the various designs!
True story.
Bonus benefit: It’s a “Convenient
Truth” that these permanently
reusable plates will render your parties
eerily environmentally sustainable,
save essential spooky trees and deprive
landfills of putrid paper waste. |
